This is a very funny compilation of the achievements of Ayodele Fayose of the People’s Democratic Party, PDP.
Governor Ayodele Fayose cutting meat in the kitchen
Read the hilarious achievements of Gov. Ayodele Peter Fayose and share with friends:
- First Nigerian Governor to Drink Palm wine in Public
- First Nigerian Governor to eat at a public Alamala joint (Buka)
- First Nigerian Governor to park his convoy at the road side to buy and eat Boli and Epa.
- First Nigerian Governor to abandon security protocol and jump on public Okada (Motor Cycle) and drove among street urchins and area boys.
- First Nigerian Governor to storm a house of assembly and present budget in t-shirt and jeans and even handling the gavel to the detriment of the silently disgruntled figure head speaker.
- First Nigerian Governor to visit a first class ruler (Ewi of Ado Ekiti) in short nicker, t-shirt and canvass.
- First Nigerian Governor to do the work of a traffic warder and FRSC joint together by stopping vehicles and checking their licenses in public.
- First Nigerian Governor to beat a talking drum in public without caring who is looking at him.
- First Nigerian Governor to visit a local market to buy efo, ata rodo, eja titus, ata ijosi, ewedu and other orisirisi for cooking.
- First Nigerian Governor to cut Ponmo (Cow skin) in public without caring whose ox is gored (Even that of President Buhari)
- First Nigerian Governor to declare on a National television that ‘mum wear pampers’
- First Nigerian Governor to handpick illiterates and area boys to act as honorables and speaker at the state house of assembly.
- First Nigerian Governor to appoint a 72 years old carpenter as Local Government Chairman.
- First Nigerian Governor to drive a public truck in the city without even minding his status as a state chief executive officer.
- First Nigerian Governor to buy Ogede Agbagba (Banana) publicly from a school boy young enough to be his last born.
- First Nigerian Governor to act as UNOFFICIAL SPOKESMAN of the opposition party, The PDP!
- First Nigeria Governor to beat a judge mercilessly.
Credit: Tori
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