In the society we live, it’s completely
normal for a guy to publicly discuss his se.xual prowess to the world and will
be cheered and may even receive a standing ovation for that. But the ladies
dare not.
This is because we are in a society
where ladies are rebuked, ridiculed, castigated and labeled all sort of names
for publicly discussing their se.xual status.
As a result of that they face, these
have led many of our ladies into living a life of hypocrisy, deceit and
pretense so as to appear decent and responsible to their spouse or interested
“chairmen”
In recent days, many of our ladies
resort to telling lies while some of them resort to using tightening creams and
some other things which time will not permit me to mention, all in a bid to
virgin-sam gullible guys.
Without wasting time, I shall
mention the statements many non virgin ladies find very offensive
Note: This write-up only focuses on
the statements that makes a proportion of non virgin ladies to get offended. It
is NOT to discriminate against, or hype the virgins.
10 Statements Non Virgin Ladies
Normally Find Offensive
1. Are you a virgin?
This question sounds inoffensive but
I can a$$ure you that the larger percent of our ladies will get offended by it.
Some of them are usually very timid and uncomfortable answering this question
and may get angry.
When you start dating a lady and you
take the courage to ask this question, she will give you a stern look, which
will be interpreted as “I thought you said you love me?”. This reminds me when
I asked this same question and she began to narrate how she fell from a mango
tree when she was primary 3 and she began to bleed. In other words, that was
how she lost her virg*n*ty. *smh*
2. Virgin Ladies are more Respected
by their partners than non-virgins
This particular statement makes them
feel unworthy. You would also notice the ‘regretful look’ on their faces,
wishing they never lost it
3. I want to Marry a virgin lady
Don’t even utter this statement
especially when you are in the midst of the female folks, or else, they will
tag you a clown. However, when this statement is being uttered, ladies will
begin to interrogate you with questions like “after you have defiled many
ladies, now you want a virgin abi? “You really need to grow up”; “where will
you see a virgin in this generation? Unless you go to the village
4. When were you Disflowered?
Another statement they find very
offensive. They are most likely to give you a polite embarra$$ment of your
life. The ones who are bold enough to answer that question will subtract 5
years from when the deed was done, and will tell you they lost it last year.
5. How many Guys have you got laid
with?
This is a question that can end a
relationship when asked (whether you wan to marry her on not), so endeavour to
avoid asking such a question. It’s either they tell you they only had it once
with their ex who took advantage of their undying love and forcefully coerced
them into s*x. One once told me that she lost her virg*n*ty when she was having
her bath She further said that she was washing beneath that region when
her sponge accidentally slipped into her kitty-cat, and she began to bleed.
6. Virgin Ladies are Decent
Non virgin ladies detest when you
place too much emphasis on virgin ladies praising or hyping them. This
statement will make them feel they are worthless, hence, they get offended
7. Have you ever been Impregnated ?
This reminds me of a thread which
graced the front page of nairaland few days ago. A dude and his proclaimed
girlfriend engaged in an inquisitive conversation, only to ask her if she had
ever been impregnated at a point in time. She got mad, walked out of him,
stopped picking his calls and her interest in the relationship head on
diminishing returns
8. When was the Last time you had
Fun
In as much as this question is quite
unnecessary, don’t even dare ask if you don’t want her to get offended. The
ones who are bold enough to be outspoken will vehemently lie that it was 15
years ago
9. I cannot Marry a non-virgin Lady
This is a discriminating statement
which is being uttered by some dudes. I trust that every non virgin lady will
be offended by this statement
10. It’s expected of you to add the
last one
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