It helps you sleep better
Yes, sure, you’re usually worn out after s’ex, but that may not be why you sleep so well that night. S’emen actually contains melatonin which is a chemical that induces sleep and relaxation.
Whether you ingest it, or receive it through intercourse, it will enter your bloodstream and help you doze off better than most over-the-counter sleep aids.
Skin softener
S’perm contains an anti-oxidant called s’permine that is thought to
diminish wrinkles, smooth the skin, and help with acne. Looking to take
advantage of these much sought after attributes, a Norwegian company
called Bioforskning (you can’t make this stuff up) has synthesized the
compound and is selling it as a facial cream. These, uh, s’permine
facials cost $250 and can be ordered through Townhouse Spa, or for $125
Graceful Services.
A multivitamin in each ejaculation
One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins and several helpful vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12 and zinc. While amounts of each vitamin vary with age and relative health of the obliging male, there is usually a significant amount of zinc present (about 3 percent of US RDA), which is an antioxidant that helps slow down the aging process. So besides exercise, $ex (sans condom) gives you a healthy dose of something good.
or*l s’ex can lower your blood pressure
A recent study suggests that swallowing the baby juice on a regular basis can lower your blood pressure. Women who swallow their male mate’s sperm during or*l $ex often have a much lower risk of getting preeclampsia — a complication during pregnancy that results in super-high blood pressure. So semen is helpful in making andbirthing a baby.
It lowers the risk of prostate cancer (when expelled)
So this last one’s not so much a health benefit of semen, but rather the act of semen is released. The Journal of the American Medical Association reported that “high ejaculation frequency was related to decreased risk of total prostate cancer.” This means that whether you do it alone or with a girlfriend, if you’re ejaculating regularly, you’re lowering your chances of getting prostate cancer later in life. Suddenly the term “release your demons” takes on new meaning.
Cooking
Those looking to take their culinary skills to the next level should check out a book by Fotie Photenhauer called Natural Harvest, a collection of s’emen-based recipes.
Invisible ink
Back during World War I, the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) discovered that s’emen could act as an effective invisible ink. In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence in France, wrote in his diary that chief Mansfield Cumming (yes), was “making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University.” Rumor at the time had it that s’emen worked particularly well, and follow-up studies showed that it did not react to the usual methods of detection (including iodine vapor).
An anti-Depressant for women
Another potential application for s’emen is its use as an anti-depressant. This idea is quite controversial — but there is a modicum of scientific evidence to support it. A study done back in 2002 showed that women who were directly exposed to s’emen were less depressed. The researchers concluded that this was on account of mood-altering hormones in the s’emen being absorbed through the vag!na — and that they had ruled out other explanations (New Scientistdidn’t entirely agree — proposing a number of their own). That said, as Jesse Bering has pointed out, “there’s good in this goo”:
Ovulation control
A recent study at the University of Saskatchewan has discovered that a protein in s’emen acts on the female brain to prompt ovulation — and that it’s the same molecule that regulates the growth, maintenance, and survival of nerve cells. As a result, it’s very possible that s’emen acts as a hormonal signal, working through the hypothalamus of the female brain and the pituitary gland. This in turn triggers the release of other hormones that signal the ovaries to release an egg.
Help with morning sickness
Okay, this is probably the last thing a woman is thinking about when she’s suffering through morning sickness, but psychologist Gordon Gallup at SUNY-Albany, a male member of the human species who specializes in human reproductive competition and behavior, is suggesting that or*l s’ex could serve as a kind of cure.Gordon theorizes that expectant women become ill and vomit because their bodies are rejecting the s’perm’s genetic material as something foreign and unfamiliar.
One teaspoon of semen contains over 200 proteins and several helpful vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12 and zinc. While amounts of each vitamin vary with age and relative health of the obliging male, there is usually a significant amount of zinc present (about 3 percent of US RDA), which is an antioxidant that helps slow down the aging process. So besides exercise, $ex (sans condom) gives you a healthy dose of something good.
or*l s’ex can lower your blood pressure
A recent study suggests that swallowing the baby juice on a regular basis can lower your blood pressure. Women who swallow their male mate’s sperm during or*l $ex often have a much lower risk of getting preeclampsia — a complication during pregnancy that results in super-high blood pressure. So semen is helpful in making andbirthing a baby.
It lowers the risk of prostate cancer (when expelled)
So this last one’s not so much a health benefit of semen, but rather the act of semen is released. The Journal of the American Medical Association reported that “high ejaculation frequency was related to decreased risk of total prostate cancer.” This means that whether you do it alone or with a girlfriend, if you’re ejaculating regularly, you’re lowering your chances of getting prostate cancer later in life. Suddenly the term “release your demons” takes on new meaning.
Cooking
Those looking to take their culinary skills to the next level should check out a book by Fotie Photenhauer called Natural Harvest, a collection of s’emen-based recipes.
Invisible ink
Back during World War I, the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6) discovered that s’emen could act as an effective invisible ink. In June 1915, Walter Kirke, deputy head of military intelligence in France, wrote in his diary that chief Mansfield Cumming (yes), was “making enquiries for invisible inks at the London University.” Rumor at the time had it that s’emen worked particularly well, and follow-up studies showed that it did not react to the usual methods of detection (including iodine vapor).
An anti-Depressant for women
Another potential application for s’emen is its use as an anti-depressant. This idea is quite controversial — but there is a modicum of scientific evidence to support it. A study done back in 2002 showed that women who were directly exposed to s’emen were less depressed. The researchers concluded that this was on account of mood-altering hormones in the s’emen being absorbed through the vag!na — and that they had ruled out other explanations (New Scientistdidn’t entirely agree — proposing a number of their own). That said, as Jesse Bering has pointed out, “there’s good in this goo”:
A recent study at the University of Saskatchewan has discovered that a protein in s’emen acts on the female brain to prompt ovulation — and that it’s the same molecule that regulates the growth, maintenance, and survival of nerve cells. As a result, it’s very possible that s’emen acts as a hormonal signal, working through the hypothalamus of the female brain and the pituitary gland. This in turn triggers the release of other hormones that signal the ovaries to release an egg.
Help with morning sickness
Okay, this is probably the last thing a woman is thinking about when she’s suffering through morning sickness, but psychologist Gordon Gallup at SUNY-Albany, a male member of the human species who specializes in human reproductive competition and behavior, is suggesting that or*l s’ex could serve as a kind of cure.Gordon theorizes that expectant women become ill and vomit because their bodies are rejecting the s’perm’s genetic material as something foreign and unfamiliar.
Could the steady dose of sperm be the result of your smoothe n beautiful face
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