The list below consist of some Funny but true fact about being a student of yabatech and yabatech as a whole.....
1* You ask your friends..how far with reading?
They say they haven't started...only to get to
COLLEGE HALL and find out they have a
permanent seat.
2* Lecturers tell you "buying my manual is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list
of those that buy.
3* You graduate with PASS and be telling yourself.
If I were to be in UNILAG... I would have been a
FIRST CLASS graduate by now.
4* SUG will organize a protest and those SU's will
boycott it for lectures.
5* If you think true love is the only thing that is
hard to find...try looking for Adeniran when you
need his signature on a form. He would never be
in the office.
6* In YABATECH, you don't need to go far for
anything...right in your hostel you have an
electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a
drug dealer).
7* You're walking with a beautiful lady on campus
and before you know it...she has hugged/greeted
like 15 guys. Gosh!
8* YABATECH guys can configure free browsing on
small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo
join o. Lol). Especially HOLLYWOOD GUYS.
9* Those fellowship people turned our love gardens
to prayer ground. U're enjoying your babe jeje-ly
under that tree and they will just spoil your show
with preaching & prayer. *sobs.
10* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see
that all seats has been occupied by bags &
books. KILODE??!!
11* Semester starts: HABEEBS' CANTEEN.(Pocket still dy fresh...
Mid-semester: RED GATE(BREAD & BEANS) (pocket Don dy dry)
Semester ending: Kunuu & doughnut don take
over.(only home tfare remain for pocket).
12* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya
tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the board
to write. Before he turns back-------class don
full.
Lol
13* You see your first semester results and you give
your life to Christ without preaching... Just like
that!
14*You've got automatic tickets to those babes
when you are a fresh boy. I lie?
15*Going to medical for registration as early as
5am thinkin u will b d 1st only to write ur name
at num103
16* It's always funny when exam supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop
that super human ability; answering 3hrs question
in 50seconds.
17* See People reading with the ATM light when the library and classes are all filled UP..
18* Add urs
YABA THE GREAT
Writting and compiled by @solmak60
Ceo www.pure9jagist.com
Lolzz, number 1, 11,13 and 15 were epic
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