During this festive season, guys who
are not financial strong will abduct hilarious ways to ensure that they spend
Christmas at all cost.
The funny ways Broke guys spend
their christmas are as follows;
1. They hang out at clubs/joints
expecting someone to buy free drinks for them
Broke guys use the festive season to
form unnecessary cliques with people at club house just to look for someone who
will buy beer and other drinks for them. I am sure that “Awon werey” crew do
this a lot.
2. Give unnecessary excuses to their
girlfriend and family
When christmas comes, a broke guy
gives tales by moonlight story for his girlfriend and family claiming he was
attacked by armed robbers during his journey home hence he can’t buy anything
for them.
3. They lock their door when eating
packaged food offered from their neighbour
Broke guys don’t have calender for
festive period and as a result of this, when they have visitors on christmas
day, they will offer pure water or nothing. Meanwhile when the visitors leave,
they quickly lock their door to eat the food offered from their neighbours.
4. They hide at solitary place
It’s quite funny when I see some
broke guys enjoying their christmas at solitary places such as public secondary
school, under a tree and others. They do this in order to avoid spending for
their friends at Christmas day.
5. They take several selfies at
shopping mall
The moment a broke guy steps his
foot at shoprite, he will take several selfies telling his friends on BBM,
facebook and whatsapp that “this is the best christmas I have ever celebrated”.
6. Visit several friends house to
eat
Owing to the fact that they can’t
afford to buy chicken, rice and other commodities, they will visit their
friends house at Christmas to eat several collection of food. They do this
because they know the next few months will be difficult for them to afford
quality meal.
7. They enjoy free BRT ticket in
lagos from dawn to dusk
When ambode declared that today
there will be free BRT ticket for lagosians, the broke niggers in my street
were so happy to the extent that they said they will board BRT buses from 7.am
to 10.pm. “Shey na fun be this one too”?
8. They attend carnival shows
Broke guys storm carnival shows to
watch the life performance of pasuma, obesere and other celebrities because
it’s free. That is why such shows are unusually crowded.
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